Enthusiasm

Who decided that Beltane was national protest day? I know it wasn’t some jackass Republican because they never protest. Regardless of whether I support some of the protests (some I do and some I don’t), I always respect people’s RIGHT to protest. But shit man, does it have to be on my holiday? If white people protested on May 5th, Hispanic America would riot. No one has any respect for pagan holidays and that just sucks. Did you know you have to have a sanctioned, police observed permit to put up a May Pole? WTF?!? So today I say POOO POOO to those protesting who are ruining the spirit of the holiday for us pagans.